The UFO Iconoclast(s)

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Alien morons?

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When supposed alien craft scour the landscape, sometimes landing (in the old days anyway), or abduct people, what do they obtain?

Aliens, via UFOs, check out military establishments, but not the Pentagon or NATO headquarters. They scan military bases or remote military fields; they don’t even peruse, and never have, military engagements, such as World War I, Korea, Iraq, et cetera.

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When alien beings kidnap (abduct) human beings, they always take the non-intelligentsia.

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If alien beings have the ability to transport through walls, and abscond with people, why don’t they intrude on museums and take some of the great art works of the world (as Alexander, the NAZIs, and other militarists have)?

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Why no theft of the works of Shakespeare, Beethoven, or interest in the pyramids or the Golden Gate Bridge?

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What is the benefit of soil samples? Or cow udders? Or the innards of Travis Walton or Betty Hill?

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Either alien visitors are without culture, or are interstellar cretins – if they exist at all.

4 Comments:

  • May be it is that our art is useless trash garbage.

    By Blogger Don Maor, at Saturday, March 03, 2007  

  • Your link to the Rex Heflin pics' analysis was a true eye opener to me, because I'd long been convinced they were obvious hoaxes, hence my utter bemusement at so many people taking them seriously.

    After reading that particular pdf, though, I can't any longer say for sure WHAT they are, but one thing I'm fairly certain they AREN'T is hoaxes.

    It makes it more clear to me now your brand of scepticism is not what I call skeptopathy - otherwise you'd've deliberately ignored or buried the pdf - which leaves the mystery of why your tone in so many of your pieces, (viz "Alien morons?"), smacks so much of the likes of Mr Klass and co's, "We know for a scientific FACT it's all just a load of baloney - we just haven't worked out yet whether you're a complete idiot, a self-deluding fool, a deranged psychopath in need of a strait-jacket, or a hustler pulling a scam!"

    My suspicion is this is merely down to you having a fondness for mischievously rattling the cages of those who inhabit the other end of the spectrum from the skeptopaths, the cosmic all-believers.

    In which case I won't take your questions quite so seriously. (How you take my answers is up to you).

    "When supposed alien craft scour the landscape, sometimes landing (in the old days anyway), or abduct people, what do they obtain?

    When tourists scour the tourist attractions, or jostling hordes of fans rip out clumps of Brad Pitt's armpit hair, what do THEY obtain? (Taking swabs of Angelina's cleavage sweat - what don't they obtain!).

    "Aliens, via UFOs, check out military establishments, but not the Pentagon or NATO headquarters. They scan military bases or remote military fields; they don’t even peruse, and never have, military engagements, such as World War I, Korea, Iraq, et cetera."

    Maybe they don't scan the likes of the Pentagon and the Whitehouse because the likes of the military bases and remote military fields provide better opportunities for real-life MASH-style comic misadventures.

    Or then again, maybe they DO - ditto perusing military engagements - it's just they don't let us see them perusing in order to maintain their equivalent of the Big Brother reality TV effect.

    "When alien beings kidnap (abduct) human beings, they always take the non-intelligentsia."

    Maybe they're big Forest Gump fans.

    Or maybe they're as sick as the rest of us from being told by the "intelligentsia" how stupid we are for not realising only THEY know the truth.

    "If alien beings have the ability to transport through walls, and abscond with people, why don’t they intrude on museums and take some of the great art works of the world (as Alexander, the NAZIs, and other militarists have)?"

    Their tastes may be as different and as varied as those found on our planet; or maybe they actually have, and've left replications beyond our current level of technology to detect.

    "Why no theft of the works of Shakespeare, Beethoven, or interest in the pyramids or the Golden Gate Bridge?"

    See above.

    "What is the benefit of soil samples? Or cow udders? Or the innards of Travis Walton or Betty Hill?"

    See above: Brad's 'pits

    See above: Angelina's t*ts

    "Either alien visitors are without culture, or are interstellar cretins – if they exist at all."

    Maybe it's the same up there as down here: the boundless wealth needed to own and run flying saucers is in the hands of their equivalent of the likes of Paris Hilton.

    By Anonymous alanborky, at Monday, March 05, 2007  

  • Ponder this! There's endless space and planets out there. Do you really think were the only life in that endless void?

    By Blogger petenwlk, at Tuesday, April 08, 2008  

  • Haha! I thought that too, we can't be the only planet that has life on it. Can we?

    By Blogger salam1997, at Monday, July 06, 2009  

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