UFO Conjectures

Saturday, June 04, 2011

The Socorro/Zamora Craft?


  • I identified this immediately as a early 1956 prototype design for a high velocity KGB secret weapon, a rocket powered Badminton Shuttle Cock which was, in turn, based on a Third Reich design.
    There is some sketchy circumstantial evidence that hybridized gremlin like humanoids were to be launched inside while plying them with Vodka beforehand to wreak havoc on U.S Intelligence by being instructed to "act randomly". Of course, they got lost, forgot their mission and thinking they were in Roswell, upon landing, immediately went in search of the local bar when a cop spied them. They were never heard from again.

    By Blogger Bruce Duensing, at Sunday, June 05, 2011  

  • Hahahahahaha


    By Blogger RRRGroup, at Sunday, June 05, 2011  

  • I, for one, am genuinely grateful to Bruce for finally solving this long-term mystery and resolving the endless controversy about just what it was that Zamora saw on that fateful day in Socorro.

    It all makes perfect sense now.

    However, one worrisome issue remains--just where is the nuclear-powered Soviet Badmninton Racquet which one must presume was used to launch this rocket-powered shuttlecock to Earth?

    Until this profound question is answered, I would suggest intensive research and investigation must continue.

    By Blogger steve sawyer, at Tuesday, June 07, 2011  

  • Steve,
    Like most Ufological evidence,its hidden in plain sight. I was alerted to this by an anonymous poster, possibly an Egyptian, named Anon in the comments section, who uncovered this coverup via a link on the internet. The rumor is that after the fall of the USSR, the KGB sold it to a wealthy Franchise owner named Buddy Squirrel, who hid it in a underground warehouse.


    By Blogger Bruce Duensing, at Tuesday, June 07, 2011  

  • Good lord, Bruce! You are a wonder. Another subtly fantastic find. Game, set, and match!

    Fascinating though, isn't it, that the aforesaid Soviet shuttlecock has a match to a huge badminton racquet, at or in of all places, the Red Willow Badminton Centre in St. Albert, Alberta in Canada!

    The piquant smell of communism is obliquely referenced in that prefix appellation indicating the Soviet's favorite color, i.e., RED! As in the blood of innocent victims, everywhere!

    So, I suspect this "badminton club" is merely a cover for a vast underground complex of scheming former KGB renegades, in cooperation with the required dastardly Nazi sympathizers, poised wontonly on our precarious northern border, just waiting to launch yet another Socorro-like assault on our precious sensibilities! Oh, the humanity!

    See: http://tinyurl.com/3rlzwgp for further forensic evidence.

    Note also the huge, Kecksbergian shuttlecock on its launch gantry--this does not bode well for our future and hard-fought American freedoms, IMHO. YMMV. FWIW. OTOH...

    I can now leave the fraught field of ufology with some sense of relief that Bruce is on the job-- I salute you sir! Carry on, troops.

    By Blogger steve sawyer, at Tuesday, June 07, 2011  

  • Check out the logo on this page: http://charlotteaircraft.com/

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Sunday, June 12, 2011  

  • Interesting, indeed...thanks, Anon.

    But we're not sure what insignia Zamora actually saw.

    Stanford, Hynek, the AF, and some UFO researchers have botched that clue, with their fabrication(s).


    By Blogger RRRGroup, at Sunday, June 12, 2011  

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